Dumbledore, we hardly knew ye

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

This just in. Beloved Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore, departed since the close of Year 6, was publicly outed by J.K. Rowling at Carnegie Hall on Friday, 19 October. Yes, friends, Dumbledore was gay. bq. [Rowling] then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a ...