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U shall not goez like ‘pyoo pyoo pyoo’ and killded yr naybrz wife

Posted on October 10th, 2007 | by Billifer | humor, language, lolcats, religion, translation

Too damned funny: Teh Holiez Bibul iz here 4 u 2 readed.

I almost had a lolcow when I saw this. You know… I’ve never been big on reading the Bible, but now’s a good time to start; I think I’m going to volunteer to do some translating! Here’s some stuff they’ve already got, from Job 1 —

1. In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man was goodz, afraid of teh Ceiling Cat and evilz. 2. Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters, 3. And lots of sheepz and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts, srsly. 4. His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them. 5. And Job wuz like, “Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gota prey, just in cased.”

Anybody up to volunteering for some translation? All in fun!