I am in L-U-R-V-E!

Posted on September 10th, 2007 | by Billifer | , , , , , ,

Like, whoa. I just discovered Chris Crocker, the late-teens/early-20s, blond, ambiguously Appalachian, catty YouTube analogue of Perez Hilton. I almost ROFL’ed myself out of existence. Watch this questionably safe-for-work video under the cut.

I’m not certain, but I think that this is the same Chris that I used to see on LiveJournal’s suicideboys community when I was active there.  ⌘ 

  1. 8 Responses to “I am in L-U-R-V-E!”

  2. By Spencer on Oct 5, 2006 | Reply

    All of these make sense. I also use the paper for pets. Some pets like the shredded paper stuff, so long as they don’t get paper cuts. For the birds I am currently taking care of, this stuff sits on the bottom of the cage.

  3. By Billy on Oct 6, 2006 | Reply

    That’s also a great suggestion!

  4. By The Betwixt on Sep 10, 2007 | Reply

    That fucker is obnoxious. I watched many MANY vlogs of him, and he’s stark raving batshit NUTS. He has a LOT of the same ideas that Luciant had about women. And I quote (roughly), “You women, if I see you hit on my gay men, I WILL CUT YOU. I mean, who wants pussy? It’s like two loose strips of bacon.”

    Yea, I was OFFENDED. I think the other thing that burns my ass so hard about him, is that he’s one of these gay bois that acts all chic-like, and drag queen like, and then continues on essentially about what trash women are. NOT cool.

    So yea. Not a fan.

  5. By The Betwixt on Sep 10, 2007 | Reply

    Oh. And he tries to talk like he’s an authority on subjects, and he’s just daft. I also want to rip his tongue ring out. For real.

    As for this video, it’s obnoxious. Seriously. I HHHHAAAATE this attitude. “They’re straight only till they get to me.” Yeah.

    Ugh. Thanks for reminding me how much I hate this guy. /spazz

  6. By Billy Halsey on Sep 11, 2007 | Reply

    Well… He’s cute. And I still think he’s kinda funny about some things. But I do see your point, and he has a very strong potential for being annoying in doses larger than 5 minutes. In other words, he reminds me a lot of one of my ex- Burk.

  7. By The Betwixt on Sep 11, 2007 | Reply

    He defended Britney Spears in his latest video.

    …..

    He “will defend her till his dying day”. /forehead palm.

    I thought I’d like him when I saw one video. His “what is normal” video made me say, why am I even watching this, when I KNOW it will make me livid? I guess it’s one thing to be flamboyant because that’s just who you are- like, some people are just intense. It’s another when you are just a drama queen. (Which, based on what I’ve seen, I think he is.)

    Anyways. Yea. I thought he might be funny, then he just pissed me off because I realized there’s nothing real there.

  8. By Billy Halsey on Sep 11, 2007 | Reply

    You know… I’ve read some of Perez Hilton’s nasty things about Britney, and I’ve watched the video of her performance at YouTube, and I’ve read some of the comments people have made on the video. And, theatrics aside, I have to agree with Chris. I never thought I would support Britney, but now I am. The turning point for me is when she melted down (buzzed head, car window smashing) and then picked herself back up by appearing on the VMAs knowing that she was out of practice, out of shape, and not really up for it.

    That’s courage, and that’s why I now admire her. Before that, I thought she was trashy. Now, I admire her.

    As for Chris Crocker, he’s cute. I’ve always been fond of andro-boys. The young, thin, girlishly (sometimes dangerously girly, or even more girly than girls) boys like him. I suppose I’ve just come to accept a certain amount of that particular attitude as the bathwater that comes with the baby.

  9. By Billy Halsey on Sep 11, 2007 | Reply

    And another interesting thing–disturbing and hideous and immoral to the extreme–is one of the comments I saw on YouTube. Someone had said, “I’ve got $50 saying that Britney commits suicide by the end of the year. Who’s in?”

    Gambling on someone’s suicide. That results in major Karma overdraft, no matter how many points are in the bank to begin with.

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