The Fuck List

Posted on September 15th, 2006 | by Billifer |

Okay, here’s the deal: In an effort to work out some frustration, I’m going to start a list of things that annoy, upset, or otherwise piss me off. Here’s the Fuck List. Keep adding to it as long as you want. It ain’t goin’ nowhere.

The Fuck List Beginneth

Fuck This Book @ Amazon.com

Fuck This Book (Chronicle Books, 2005)

  1. Fuck stupid people.
  2. Fuck assholes.
  3. Fuck corporations.
  4. Fuck Republicans. (But I repeat myself already.)
  5. Fuck Democrats.
  6. Fuck George W.
  7. Fuck the war in Iraq.
  8. Fuck pop music.
  9. Fuck R&B music.
  10. Fuck people who think it’s cool to be a cutter.
  11. Fuck airplane seats.
  12. Fuck money.
  13. Fuck traffic laws.
  14. Fuck inequity.
  15. Fuck spam.
  16. Fuck social injustice.
  17. Fuck racism.
  18. Fuck classism.
  19. Fuck sexism.
  20. Fuck religion.
  21. Fuck relationships.
  22. Fuck white people.
  23. Fuck body hair.
  24. Fuck anxiety.
  25. Fuck decaf.
  26. Fuck drunk drivers.
  27. Fuck families.
  28. Fuck me.
  29. Fuck Microsoft.
  30. Fuck fucking.
  31. Fuck fags.
  32. Fuck breeders.
  33. Fuck skinny bitches.
  34. Fuck fat fucks.
  35. Fuck history.
  36. Fuck human nature.
  37. Fuck death.
  38. Fuck life.
  39. Fuck smiling.
  40. Fuck gravity.
  41. Fuck air.
  42. Fuck neurochemistry.
  43. Fuck DRM. (And that’s a double clusterfuck for that one.)
  44. Fuck the RIAA.
  45. Fuck the MPAA.
  46. Fuck disease.
  47. Fuck food.
  48. Fuck being sick.
  49. Fuck clothing.
  50. Fuck women.
  51. Fuck men.
  52. Fuck adults.
  53. Fuck children.
  54. Fuck being alone.
  55. Fuck society.
  56. Fuck the Internet.
  57. Fuck you if you don’t leave a comment to add at least one more to the list! :-P

  1. 16 Responses to “The Fuck List”

  2. By The Betwixt on Sep 16, 2006 | Reply

    Fuck technology, for not having devoloped teleporters yet, gdi.

  3. By The Betwixt on Sep 16, 2006 | Reply

    Oh, and FUCK THE NAVY for dragging their feet and not getting MEDICAL ATTENTION to the husband for WELL OVER A YEAR NOW.

  4. By Billy on Sep 16, 2006 | Reply

    Yeah, fuck them! Still nothing from the D.O.? Did he even get to see the D.O.?

    We should carry this off paXoo; I really have planned to call you, but (adding to the list: FUCK PHONES) I don’t know what time is safe to call, with the time zone diff and all. You tell me, k?

  5. By Billy on Sep 17, 2006 | Reply

    1. Fuck Brad: for letting me fall in love with him. This whole Sbux fiasco has really brought feelings to the surface again.        (repeat) Fuck myself: for the same reason.
    2. Fuck love: for even existing.
    3. Fuck anonymous sex: for being such a tempting option.

  6. By The Truth on Oct 6, 2006 | Reply

    Fuck Liberals. Fuck Democrats. Fuck Muslims. Fuck Mormons. Fuck Illegals.

    If you eliminate these people you eliminate evil.

    BTW Fuck Muhammad and Moroni

  7. By Billy on Oct 6, 2006 | Reply

    Well, those certainly don’t belong on my fuck list. But even though it’s my blog I’m not going to delete it. I’m one of the dozen people left in the US who does still believe completely in free speech and the First Amendment.

    Since I have to add a new one to the list in order to make this comment count… FUCK DENNIS HASTERT IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW. How’s that sit with ya?

    Oh… And you actually duplicated one that I had said earlier. I did say “fuck Democrats,” if you can believe it. I don’t like Democrats any much more than Republicans.

  8. By Kimmi on Oct 14, 2006 | Reply

    FUCK THE GOVERNMENT AND THERE SO CALLED JUSTICE SYSTEM. FUCK ALL THE JEALOUS FUCKS THAT TRY TO DESTROY YOU FUCK INDECISIVNESS FUCK JUDGEMENT FUCK WORKING YOUR ASS OFF JUST TO GET BY FUCK THE PEOPLE THAT ALLOW THERE LIFE TO SLIP BY WITHOUT LIVING IT FUCK THE PEOPLE THAT ONLY CAUSE HARM AND THINK OF KNOW ONE ELSE BUT THEMSELVES and FUCK THIS COMMENT! GOODBYE!

  9. By Billy on Oct 15, 2006 | Reply

    Fuck yeah, Kimmi!

  10. By Kenny on Oct 20, 2006 | Reply

    Fuck people that say fuck. Fuck NOT buying sex. Fuck the 1 dollar bill. Fuck pianos. AND fuck everything i missed in this world.

  11. By Billy on Oct 20, 2006 | Reply

    O-fucking-kay, Kenny! Thanks for fucking playing along! :)

  12. By Ryan on Apr 18, 2008 | Reply

    Fuck this list

  13. By admin on Apr 19, 2008 | Reply

    You’re on the right fucking track, Ryan!

  14. By Anonymous on May 1, 2008 | Reply

    Fuck my wife… well that came out wrong

  15. By higalbo on May 1, 2008 | Reply

    fuck anybody who has to make a list of all the things they wanna fuck becuase their to lazy to do anything about their lives!!!

  16. By Billifer on May 1, 2008 | Reply

    @Anonymous: Is she pretty? …. oh wait, sorry… I’m gay.

  17. By Billifer on May 1, 2008 | Reply

    @higalbo: i would say “fuck you” but I’m too lazy to do anything about my life.

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